Charles MacFusty

My talent involves wrangling large firebreathing dragons, doing that on stage might be amusing, although it could end up with the judges getting roasted.

What the fuck happened?

If I catch who did it, they'll bloody regret it.

Back to normal now. Try not to look too disappointed.

Hey! Someone baked for us? All right, so they're hard, but it's the thought that counts. Thanks!

Belated congratulations to Beauxbatons, and also, that was some impressively sparkly lettering, Dani. I was a little bit annoyed by it originally, but now I don't find it that bad!

Hope everyone is having a fantastic day! Go and enjoy the sunshine after classes!

Looks like Durmstrang and Salem have been a bit naughty over the break. Could make for an interesting game this weekend.

[added later] this statement was made in jest, in case anyone actually thinks I believe rubbish.

[Private to Hailey]

Imagine what those gossiping cats would have made of you visiting me.

The world is bloody shite.

Never a dull moment in this school.

( Private to self )

( Private to Corrie )

I dinnae need to know how to take care of a damn baby.

[Lily Potter]
How do you want to work this idiocy?

[Hailey]
This school is mental

[Jeremiah]
Did you know?

Just when I thought things couldn't get any crazier...

The amount of PDA around here is stomach churning.

Clearly stress has cracked a few heads around here. I wonder if Zest has a potion for curing idiocy and immaturity?

Probably not. Otherwise it wouldn't run so rampant here.

Congratulations to Beauxbatons.

[Private to Garrett

Doing better?

[Private to Hailey]

Thanks for last night.

[Private to self]

Practice more with the left, that definitely let me down yesterday.

[Private]

How this is a team building exercise? Longbottom and Pye are teaming up together - they always work together. Wood and Potter teaming up - they're both Gryffindors and dormmates. The twins are teaming up. So essentially people who would work together anyway are working together on a team building exercise. Therefore making it redundant. Oh, and also it's a competition against teammates rather than pulling together to do something. Wow. Genius plan, Flint. The coach's exercise made more sense than this.

Also, a horcrux? Are you really that mental?

[/Private]

[Private to Ian Corner]

As you've seen, Flint has made a fucking list of time-wasting shite to do as 'team work'. You and I don't have partners so that puts you with me by default.

I have no plans to waste all weekend on this and I don't give a flying fuck about this prize. We'll do what we can manage in the afternoon and nothing more.

I have acquired a Merlin Chocolate Frog card and a purple gobstone.

[/Corner]

[Private to Dani]

Can you get me a photo of your common room? I wouldn't ask if there wasn't a good... no, actually there isn't a good reason. If you say no, never mind.

[/Dani]

[Private to Hailey]

Do you have or know of anyone with the following -

A glowing Remembrall
An enchanted coin
Spell-Checking Quill

[/Hailey]

[Private to Ava]

Ava, may I have a photo of your mutant your cat?

[/Ava]

[Private to Roald]

Hullo. Weird question, but could you give me a photo of your miniature dragons and also your common room.

[/Roald]

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE THINKING HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSE TAE MAKE US WORK TOGETHER BETTER OR WHATEVER JOBBY REASON SHE'S GIVING? WE'RE GOING TAE BE A FECKING JOKE!

Bollocks to this.

[Private to Jeremiah]

I may be killing the coach. Bampot woman.

[Private to Hailey]

If you laugh. If you think this is funny, I will never speak to you again.

[Private]

Lots of fluster about the sex education classes. Salazar, all because that big-mouthed American had to cause a fuss and demonstrate his ignorance.

I blame this for causing me to think about what Hailey...

Poor old Jeremiah, bet he's wishing he never got that badge.

[/Private]

[Private to Jeremiah]

So, how is going with the training? I don't envy you this one.

[/Jeremiah]

If you had a lovely holiday, good for you. If you didn't, I don't care.

Mine was spent working on the Reserve. We had to do some improvements to the wards and disillusionment spells to keep Muggles away. There are more of their 'tours' coming to the Outer Hebrides these days, it's a bloody pain.

Excellent game. The close ones are always more interesting. Well played, Durmstrang!

Nice hit, Roald, you almost took me down.

Private to Corrie

Doing all right there?

[Private to Dani]

You seem a bit

no



Don't run yourself into the ground before we've had a chance to face off on the pitch.

[/Dani]

Saturday can't come fast enough.

You ken, as far as I'm aware, nae anybody put a wand tae someone's head and made them participate in this tournament. If I'm wrong, correct me. But if I'm nae, where the feck do you get off bitching about Scotland and lauding your country as if you had nae fecking choice about being here. You hate it so much? Bugger off home.

Scotland gets mist too and just because the lake here doesn't freeze it doesn't make this country second-rate.

You can keep it, I'll have the mountains and beaches of the Hebrides any day.

( Images of the Hebrides )

Objectively looking at it, Beauxbatons should have won that game. They were certainly the more superior team in terms of skill and if their Seeker hadn't been affected by that hit then Salem would have lost 90 points to 300. Still, there's no denying there was some good flying on the Salem side and if they tighten their formations and stop getting upset/distracted when a team mate gets bumped with a bludger, then they will actually be very good instead of just good. Some nice saves by the Keeper, but again, 15 got through from Beauxbatons as opposed to nine from Salem.

Good flying from Bexton at the end though. I wasn't expecting that.

It'll be interesting to see how they fare against Durmstrang, there's two months to work on tactics and the advantage of seeing us up against that team as well.

All in all, decent game and good to watch.

Now don't fall over in shock at an entry that doesn't mention sex, snogging or dates

Now that was a good game.

Appropriate day for a win too. Definitely feeling like setting off a few firecrackers tonight.

( Private to Danny Wood )

Who knew that under all that growl, foul language and general bluster there was a big softy in Flannigan? Thank you Lisa Davies for revealing the truth and really making my day. I also salute you for having the guts to do it, considering that now Mr Flannigan must either prove your photos correct and therefore never be taken seriously again, or say farewell to prove he really is the bad arse he pretends to be. Good luck!

( Private to Olivia )

This is fucking shite.

I'm not coming out of my dorm room unless I have to. Bloody professors are probably laughing their arises off.